Have you ever rode downtown and looked in store windows to see a reflection of your legs as you ride? Have you ever looked at park cars to see how clean they are, to see if you can see your legs on the door panels? Do you ever stop at a red light, check for hotties and then give the legs a shake and send rippling waves of flesh and steel down to your feet?
Well all you fine athletic specimens, why don't we have a thigh naming competition to see who has the coolest name for their greatest assets!
Rules (don't worry it's simple):
- THE COMPETITION IS OPEN TO EVERYONE.
- You have to have one name for each leg. (Don't be a hoser no swear words, and nothing you wouldn't say to a dude or a chick on the first date).
- The final twist to this great little contest is that you have to use your thigh names in a Limerick poem.
The winner of the contest will receive some Speed Theory swag, details to follow (don't worry it will be cool, this much effort will be worth it).
How to win:
Put your responses into the comments and we'll update this post with the entries! For team members: we may even get Trev to post them as our nicknames for the team.
To get the ball rolling for everyone, here is mine:
Thigh names: Hans and Franz
Cyclings no place for a Girlie Man
Why don't you sit in a hair salon
You are no climber
Or even Time Trialer
Hans and Franz will be putting the Pump On!
Make sure you all put your thigh names and limerick in the comments section so we can all see everyones names and poems. (be sure to include your rough identity, it would suck if the prize went to 'ladiesMan69' and we had no idea who that was)
Have fun and ride safe.