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Consumer Poll - ARGYLE SKIN SUITS
The Numbers are in. In a recent study from the Swiss Vitamin institute and the CNRC Wind tunnel Argyle was found to be the fastest pattern available to skin suit designers world wide*.
Recent internal pressure on team Speed Theory has left team officials scrambling to follow the lead of Slipstream-Chipotle in the design of new full sleeved skin suits. JamesT, the crux of the skin suit development at SpeedTheory Headquarters, was reported to have dropped all work regarding long sleeves and built in gloves to focus solely on what is being dubbed 'project Argyle-alation'.
Of course, there is much work to be done, please submit your thoughts and tartans for analysis.
*the legitimacy of this post is suspect. Please enjoy responsibly
The Numbers are in. In a recent study from the Swiss Vitamin institute and the CNRC Wind tunnel Argyle was found to be the fastest pattern available to skin suit designers world wide*.
3 comments:
Finally, the research supports what i have been saying all along. If you dress in pink, or argyle you simple HAVE to ride faster. I say let's put lace on the cuffs.
If we go argyle the Anderson tartan is a must - its powder blue, like my wedding tux .
Paul.
We definitely can't use the Woolley Tartan, too much shaving involved.
It made Danny Pate fast.
We could TT naked!!!...oh that wouldn't work my back hair would slow me down!! :(
James T.
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