It would be neat to have a 'theme', like pain or suffering (Stephen's favourite). Maybe in the future we can incorporate this theme into the prizes. Kinda of like the Paris-Roubaix gives a trophy that is a cobblestone, I always thought that was cool.
How about a $25 gift certificate to ST for the coolest name. Post them in the comments, and we'll vote on them by the end of this week.